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Day 82: Sample Valentines

Not sure what to say today? Here are some sample Valentine’s Day wishes you can share with your loved ones.

To the friend you see all the time:
You are the coolest. Thank you for drinking that bottle of wine with me last week and for always telling me when it’s been too long between showers. #besties

To the friend you haven’t seen in a while:
Hey, you. I miss you. Come visit me soon and we’ll go to the park and pretend to be robots just like the good old days when we were nine. Me-Malfunction-Without-You.

To that person you just started dating:
We haven’t been dating long enough for me to comfortably say anything other than that you smell good. Have a great day!

To that person you’ve been dating forever:
You still look good in those sweatpants, babe. Also, I saved you three pieces of chocolate.

To your parents:
Do you remember back in 1999 when someone hit the side of our house with a car? That was me. Love you!

To your kids:
One day, someone will fall in love with you and you will fall in love with someone. On that day, the “someones” might not be the same people. Don’t sweat it.

To yourself:
Treat yourself today—to some chocolate cake, to a spin class at that fancy gym, to the new sweater you were eyeing last December (it’s on sale now!). You rock.

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February 13, 2013

Day 81: Manifesto

I will wake up every morning glad to be awake. I will be open and honest. I will feed my fish. When I fear I’m becoming closed off or closed in, I will gently peel back my layers.

I will turn my face to the sun. I will change directions. I will sleep soundly.

I will look for the light in others. I will be confidently intuitive. When my confidence fades, I will be happily self-conscious.

I will be smart. I will be savvy. Maybe not savvy.

I will be wrong sometimes. When I am wrong, I will admit it. I will eat cookies. I will cook lentils. I will smile at children and I will pet puppies. I will swim like a turtle. I will not judge others. When judgment creeps in, I will notice it and take a breath. I will not be perfect.

I will love my family. I will hug my friends.

I will be so quiet that I can hear every leaf shifting on every tree in my neighborhood. I will laugh so loudly every leaf will shift. I will cry. I will let go.

I will stand up for those who can’t. I will water my plants. I will lose hope. I will find joy. I will remember to buy toilet paper before the last roll runs out. I will ask for help and I will help others.

I will dance. I will rest. I will write.

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February 12, 2013

Day 80: Starstuff

During one of the next 322 days, I will write a thorough post in honor of one of my favorite scientists, the brilliant and passionate late astronomer, Carl Sagan.

For today, please enjoy the knowledge that “we are made of starstuff.”

“Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.”
– Carl Sagan

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February 11, 2013

Day 79: The Yes Story

Sometimes there’s more to the yes story. Here are some translations:

Can you finish this today? Yes.
Translation: Six hours and two coffees later, I actually meant to say no.

May I borrow that shirt? Yes.
Translation: I might try to kid myself at first, but I know it’s no longer my shirt.

Do you want to watch a movie? Yes.
Translation: Yes.

Will you help me with this tiny project? Yes.
Translation: Yes, because my understanding of your “tiny project” is about seven times smaller than your understanding of it.

Did you enjoy meeting my parents? Yes.
Translation: Of course. And if I meant no, I’d absolutely never tell you.

Do you like spicy food? Yes.
Translation: Totally, assuming you mean in comparison to uncooked potatoes.

Does this look okay? Yes.
Translation: I do mean yes, but I don’t really know what “not okay” looks like.

Can you fix this? Yes.
Translation: Definitely. I can fix anything. If your question is, “Will this work after you fix it?” the answer might be no.

Are you sure? Yes.
Translation: Now that I’ve already said it, I have to keep saying yes.

You agree with me, right? Yes.
Translation: “Right?” is a powerful addition to any question.

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February 10, 2013

Day 78: Snowstorm Preparedness Kit

So, there’s been a lot of snowing across the U.S. this week. In order to ease overall snow anxiety, I put together a list of stuff everyone should have in their snowstorm preparedness kit.

Items:

Apples. Apples are great in any situation. They’re delicious and healthy.

Board games. If you’re one of the strange few who doesn’t like board games, you can use the boards to shovel snow.

Snow shovel. In case you don’t want to ruin your board games.

Watermelon licorice. It’s actually even better than the raspberry licorice I recommended for the build-your-own-bunker kit.

A gas stove. If your radiant heat stops working, you’ll probably want to turn on the oven, open the oven door and bask in some warm gas.

Your pets. They should probably be inside, especially if they have white fur.

Coal, a carrot, a scarf, a top hat and some sticks (you know why).

A whole lot of Parliament on your iTunes playlist. You should probably download it now just in case your computer suffers from snow exhaustion.

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